welcome to the NOISE MACHINE RELEASES and DOWNLOADS PAGE -- http://www.noisemachine.info Noise Machine page on Last.Fm - live streaming + some downloads .. FREE Internet Archive Downloads of NICE releases. Drillbit's Youtube page, has lots of great videos by noise machine acts, plus some other crap!!! Releases NOISE catalouge (Available Releases at the moment) - NOISE : 012 - GRANNYFIST - THE SINGLE (2010)- limited edition CDs no longer available - available online on i tunes - and where legal mp3s are sold - NOISE : 011 - DRILLBIT - My Way And How To Get Out Of It (2007) - limited edition CDs available from us - available online on i tunes - also available on CASSETTE!!!!! - NOISE : 010 - THE CLAP (2006) - Last copies left on CD from us - available online on i tunes - NOISE : 001 - v/a - NO NOISE IS GOOD NOISE - (2006) - Down to last 50 cd's - cheap copies available online!!!! NOISE MACHINE items ( CD's / Cassettes / etc ) now on sale from the VOX CYCLOPS store in Newcastle, Australia. good prices, reliable mail order service, friendly staff!!!! --- if you don't see it on the website, just email them to ask what they have in stock, it changes all the time as we are always putting out limited cdr runs of nice releases and random cassette versions of releases.... due to limited time and resources on our side, we suggest you contact them first!!!!!!!! Direct Links to NICE catalouge (the stuff that is too pretty to be a NOISE release + Free downloads) - NICE : 001 - EYE + Shithead : SPLIT - (2005) - NICE : 002 - drillbit - The Extreme Ultra Violence EP - (2005) - NICE : 003 - Cockbreath - Totally Addicted To Sperm - (2004) - NICE : 004 - GRANNYFIST - Granny X - (2004 / 2006) - NICE : 005 - Doctor Crook - Nerdcore - (2006 / 2009 REDUX) - NICE : 006 - Shithead presents : Shit Stories. Volume One + Songs in the key of S - (2006) - NICE : 007 - Kenji Siratori - this machine kills - (2006 / 2008) - NICE : 008 - Grannyfist - Diarear Demo - (2007) - NICE : 009 - BLOCK [] - (2007) - NICE : 010 - BLOCK [] - Bloxing Day - (2008) - NICE : 011 - BLOCK [] - Blocked - (2008) - NICE : 012 - Grannyfist - 2008 Rape Tape - (2008) - NICE : 013 - vlllllllllllllllllllllllllvlllllllllllvVlllllllllllllllllllllV - (2008) - NICE : 014 - The Peter Stuyvesant Band - your international passport to musical pleasure - (2008) - NICE : 015 - DRILLBIT's ALL NIGHT DANCE PARTY - (2009) - NICE : 016 - BLOCK [] - Concrete Block - (2008) - NICE : 017 - The Toilet Doors - (2008) - NICE : 018 - BLOCK [] - Block Party [] - (2009) - NICE : 019 - Burning Church Forest - Book 1 - (2009) - NICE : 020 - Corporate Smack - Oh! I Like That Dress - (2009) - NICE : 021 - Cock Safari - We Are The Children - (2009) - NICE : 022 - Burning Church Forest - Book 2 - (2009) - NICE : 023 - The Muddy Turds + The Clap : Dodgey Demos and Crap Live Split - (2009) - NICE : 024 - The Strugglers - Get on it - (2009) - NICE : 025 - AMPCONSTRICTOR - sub-cortex fractured - (2009) - NICE : 026 - Cock Safari - We Don't All Sniff Petrol, Fuck Off - (2009) - NICE : 027 - INTEL OUTSIDE - P4 - (2009) - NICE : 028 - dj yves st laurent - a muslim, a christian and a jew walk into a bar - (2009) ______________________________________________ NOISE catalouge (main releases) ______________________________________________ NICE catalouge (the stuff that is too pretty to be a NOISE release) most of these are available for FREE download http://www.archive.org/search.php?qu ery=subject%3A%22noise%20machine%20nice%20release%22 ______________________________________________ ANDOR catalouge (old shit) _______________________________________________________   NON LABEL RELEASES / APPEARENCES   some of the links may need right click + open in new window if ye have an OTT popup blocker     NOISE catalouge     _______________________________________________ NOISE : 001 NO NOISE IS GOOD NOISE Compilation of 99 sub 1 minute noise / experimental / ambient / fakecore tracks from all around the world OUT NOW   EMAIL FOR DETAILS!!!!   _______________________________________________ NOISE : 002 PAINT : "Machine metal music" the noise album of 2003 cd-r available for DOWNLOAD IT FROM LAST.FM!!!!! _______________________________________________ NOISE : 003 drillbit(-dform)=noisescape   me="submit" alt="Make payments with PayPal - it's fast, free and     _______________________________________________ NOISE : 004 SPLINTER Vs STALIN - PAINT : We Are The Mongo The insane collaboration between Italian avante garde duo SPLINTER Vs STALIN and PAINT cd-r NOT available, sorry... just download it, videos also available on archive.org       _______________________________________________ NOISE : 005 drillbit - FACEBREAKS the 2005 album full of horrible speedcore, crap beats and fist pumping techno bile N/A ---- mp3 "box set" available late 2009     _______________________________________________ NOISE : 006 ASYLUM - Machines of Hate 17 tracks of brutal industrial / hardcore / ambient / noise ... Absloutely brilliant CD-R ($10) A FEW COPIES LEFT, PLEASE EMAIL     _______________________________________________ NOISE : 007 XHORST - Acid Rain Extrememly well crafted laid back beats, electronic acoustic gems and some interesting surprises. FULL BORE HI QUALITY DOWNLOAD XHORST MP3 PACK AVAILABLE LATE 2009 CD-R _______________________________________________ NOISE : 008 DRILLBIT is SHITHEAD The New drillbit album.... A real smartarse effort : Fakecore, Speedcore, Breakcore, and Noise get eaten then vomited everywhere by this shithead. CD-R ($10)   DOWNLOAD IT FROM LAST.FM ">     WHERE IS NOISE : 009, JAI?????   _______________________________________________ NOISE : 010 THE CLAP 10 tracks of hard as fuck aussie beer swilling rock in under 28 minutes. (properly pressed) CD !!!!!!! _______________________________________________ NOISE : 011 Drillbit - My Way And How To Get Out Of It Full length CD from Drillbit - Contains 27 tracks of Speedcore / Shitcore / Breakcore / Sludgecore. (properly pressed) CD !!!!!!!($10) Amazon Mp3 _______________________________________________ NOISE : 012 GRANNYFIST - THE SINGLE The single from the album "Double Penetration" Includes : Raging Penis, Waitingtogetraped, Flyblown Cunt, and LIVE! versions of I Eat Turds and Filthy Old Soomka.. Limited edition cd has already SOLD OUT!!! - Buy the mp3!!! 13 minutes of pleasure for the price of one download!!!! http://www.amazon.com/Grannyfist-Single Listen for free at last FM!! or Myspace!!                 THE REAL BEST RELEASES   ______________________________________________ the NICE catalouge , for the stuff that is too pretty to be a NOISE release most of these are available for FREE download http://www.archive.org/search.php?qu ery=subject%3A%22noise%20machine%20nice%20release%22 ______________________________________________   . NICE : 001 EYE + Shithead : SPLIT 8 tracks - Shithead and EYE do 20 minutes each of harsh noise, ambience and horror, then pack it all into this 40 minute ride of total chaos available to download but not as a cd-r (sold out)       ______________________________________________ NICE : 002 drillbit - The Extreme Ultra Violence EP Breakneck speedcore and violent noise shitcore downl oad it here - http://www.archive.org/details/extremeultraviolenceep ______________________________________________ NICE : 003 Cockbreath - Totally Addicted To Sperm Madtracker techmania with massive distorted kicks from 2004 by the former owner of an L J Torana and a broken dummy CD-R ($7)     ______________________________________________ NICE : 004 GRANNYFIST : GRANNY X 10 track - 10 minute E.P. of "Live" Tracks recorded in 2004 and slept on until 2006. Also featuring remixes of 10 tracks from the first Grannyfist mess, which adds another 5 minutes to the disc... ______________________________________________ NICE : 005 Doctor Crook - Nerdcore Nerdy piano sample driven breakbeats and widdly diddly techno made by drillbit go on, get nerded up Compiled from tracks made between 2001 and 2009 Finally remastered, repackaged and put online for download in august 2009! DOWNLOAD NOW!!!!!!!!!!   ______________________________________________ "> NICE : 006 Shithead presents : Shit Stories. Volume one + Songs in the key of S 3 vile sexual shit filth fantasy stories ... Read from fetish websites by a shitty computer voice with shitty low grade noise as a backing making for a complete scat experience Songs in the key of S is 6 tracks 40 minutes of completly shit noise with screams, gay fucking shit and vomit and crap Download it and burn it yourself and put it on 2 cds ... so its like a double cd, but twice as shit   ______________________________________________ NICE : 007 Kenji Siratori - this machine kills 10 Vocal Noise Mantras by Japanese artist Kenji Siratori Also includes book with text by Kenji and images by Drillbit in PDF format. Originally made in 2006, this finally sees release in September 2008 Now unleashed from the realms of slackness... eventually there will be a physical release of the book and cd ..... Download It Here dontate one dollar (or as many as you like) to kenji   ______________________________________________ NICE : 008 GRANNYFIST - 2007 - Diarear Demo 20 putrid tracks recorded by the new Grannyfist in 2007 buy this now and get a small taste of what the next album will be like N/A   ______________________________________________ NICE : 009 BLOCK[] 7 Blocks of Boring Ambient Noise with some beats and some guitars great for insomniacs CD-R $8 bucks (includes BLOXING DAY cd)   ______________________________________________ NICE : 010 BLOCK[] - Bloxing Day More Block - recorded on boxing day 2007 DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE!!!! or buy it if you really want to CD-R ASK ABOUT BLOCK[] CD BOX   ______________________________________________ NICE : 011 BLOCK[] - Blocked More Block - recorded August, 2008 DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE!!!! or buy it if you really want to CD-R $8 bucks ______________________________________________ NICE : 012 GRANNYFIST - 2008 Rape Tape 19 Erotic tracks recorded by the new NEW Grannyfist in 2008 buy this now and get an even bigger taste of what the next album will be like CD-R (N/A - wait for the album!!!) ______________________________________________ NICE : 013 )^v^llllllllll^(^llllll^lllllllll^)v^llllll^lllll^v(^V^llllllllll^ lllllllllll^V^)v^( drone - noise - doom .... with lots of low frequencies vlllllllllllllllllllllllllvlllllllllllvVlllllllllllllllllllllV< /p> Download : http://www.archive.org/details/vllllllllllllllllll lllllllvlllllllllll vVlllllllllllllllllllllV CD-R $7 bucks ______________________________________________ NICE : 014 The Peter Stuyvesant Band - your international passport to musical pleasure The first release from "The Peter Stuyvesant Band" entitled "your international passport to musical pleasure", 13 depraved pop/rock/sludge tracks from the mind of a disturbed genius..... Download : http:/ /www.archive.org/details/internationalpassporttolisteningpleasure< /a>   ______________________________________________ NICE : 015 DRILLBIT's ALL NIGHT DANCE PARTY 18 rotten tracks of shit hard gabbarobix speedcore tunes, made in 2008 and early 2009. AVAILABLE ON I TUNES SOON Download : http://www.archive.org/details/drillbits_all_night_dance_party CD-R $7 bucks   ______________________________________________ NICE : 016 BLOCK [] - Concrete Block - (2008) The 4th BLOCK[]. Made from a mixture of sources, including a live recording (track 2), unused sessions mixed together, and 2 recordings from 2004 (tracks 5 & 6). Download : http://www.archive.org/details/CONCRETE_BLOCK CD-R $7 bucks , EMAIL FOR BLOCK[] BOXES ______________________________________________ NICE : 017 The Toilet Doors - (2008) Shitcore based on toilets, yeah, it figures... 2 wankers, distorted bass, big fuckn dumb drums and crap vocals!!!!!! Download : http://www.archive.org/details/thetoiletdoors CD-R $7 bucks , just download it, it will be easier for everyone ______________________________________________ NICE : 018 BLOCK [] - Block Party [] - (2009) Blocks [] from December and New years eve 2008!!! Download : http://www.archive.org/details/block_block_party *** Block [] cd's are available as box sets, please specify which BLOCK[]'s you would like when ordering, or just dowload them, again, it will be much easier.....   ______________________________________________ NICE : 019 Burning Church Forest - Book 1 The first release from Black Metal prison inmates "Burning Church Forest" This book features 4 Chapters. Influenced by Fire, Forests, and Satan. This album is a tribute to the kings of early 90s Norwegian Black Metal Download : http://www.archive.org/details/burningchurchforestbook1 CD-R $7 bucks - DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE INSTEAD ______________________________________________ NICE : 020 Corporate Smack - Oh! I Like That Dress The first Corporate Smack album, containing all the classics like "Girls Girls Girls" and "Coldplay", download it for free or buy a cd'r from a show.......br> Download : http://www.ar chive.org/details/corporatesmack CD-R $7 bucks - or DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE !!!!! ______________________________________________ NICE : 021 Cock Safari - We Are The Children Cock Safari, featuring members of the Brassskulls, have made a loving 6 track noise tribute to michael jackson, this is the first of many Cock Safari's for Noise Machine.. Download : http://www.ar chive.org/details/cocksafari CD-R DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE !!!!! ______________________________________________ NICE : 022 Burning Church Forest - Book 2 The second release of life hating, satanic black metal chaos by BURNING CHURCH FOREST. Download : http://www.archive.org/details/burning_church_forest_book_2 DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE !!!!! ______________________________________________ NICE : 023 The Muddy Turds + The Clap - SPLIT The Muddy Turds (tassie) and The Clap (newcastle) have new lineups and are demo'ing some new songs. both bands plan to release albums or something cool by next year (2010). So they thought they would throw some recordings together to make this split ep thing, which is in your hands now. The Muddy Turds and The Clap would like to thank people and pubs. Download : http://www.archive.org/details/clap_turds_split DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE !!!!! ______________________________________________ NICE : 024 The Strugglerz - demo The Strugglers are an incredible 'orrible 'ardcore punk band from Newcastle, this is their demo which was available on their myspace and the link has since expired... We at noise machine decided to release it here as one of the many Nice releases so it will be available forever and ever, and ever... to be listened to by the grandchildren of someone we may know in the distant future! Download : http://www.archive.org/details/the_strugglers_live_a_lie DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE !!!!! ______________________________________________ NICE : 025 AMPCONSTRICTOR - sub-cortex fractured AMPCONSTRICTOR is a harsh/noise project of italian wizard giovanni torregrossa, This release is 5 tracks of heavy (almost peaceful) harsh ambient drones and violent electronic shreaks. check out more by giovanni here: myspace.com/groume. This recording was made using various self-made microphones, contact microphones, voice, analog and digital effect units, synth and laptop. Download : http://www.archive.org/details/AMPCONSTRICTOR DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE !!!!! ______________________________________________ NICE : 026 COCK SAFARI - We Don't All Sniff Petrol, Fuck Off Cock Safari have a new CDR out on the Magik Crowbar label. It’s titled We don’t all sniff petrol, fuck off. It features two stunning new tracks from Newcastle’s most talked about provocateur of ruthless cassette mutilation. To order a CDR - It’s $7 including postage. contact rdmpunx@hotmail.com Cock safari has also allowed this to be one of the free downloads in the NICE series... enjoy Download : http://www.archive.org/details/cocksafarifuckoff DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE !!!!! ______________________________________________ NICE : 027 INTEL OUTSIDE - P4 The first collection of musings from the evil mind who conspired to present the world with such greats as The Peter Stuyvesant Band, Corporate Smack and The Toilet Doors... ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!! Download : http://www.archive.org/details/INTEL_OUTSIDE_P4 DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE !!!!! ______________________________________________ NICE : 028 dj yves st laurent - a muslim, a christian and a jew walk into a bar 15 tracks of horrifying noise and scratching from djYSL, who is actually a part of the 667u / 7u? ranchise. This is yet again another mind bending creation from this poultry fancier from goulburn! Download : http://www.archive.org/details/DjY.s.l-AMuslimAChristianAndAJewWalkIntoABar DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE !!!!!                           _______________________________________________ NON LABEL RELEASES / COMPILATIONS FEATURING DRILLBIT and OTHER NOISE MACHNE ARTISTS FISTCD06 NCL TRAX V2.0 / Various, 2004 features "No One" by ASYLUM and Tracks from: Hedonist, Overcast, Aftermath, Epsilon, Paulblackout, Xylocaine, de-Koder, Memetic, Netas & others. ______________________________________________________ PFFSCD08 Drop Name Records Volumes 2, PAINFREE FOUNDSOUND INSTITUTE 2xCD, 2005, (2006, Vinyl Drop Name Records Vol.2' - PFFSV006). featuring "MODULOK" by DRILLBIT also includes tracks from: Mainstream, KillJoy, Dysphemic, Passenger Of Shit, Venetian Snares, Maladroit, Enduser, Fraughman, Drop The Lime, Toecutter, Xian, Doormouse, Skeeter, Shitmat and many others... ______________________________________________________ GPFSCD004 - Chrismarse. 2005 Goulburn Poultry Fanciers Society - Christmarse CD, featuring a track by drillbit ______________________________________________________ GPFSCD006 - Tough Titties Goulburn Poultry Fanciers Society - Tough Titties Toecutter, REV777?, Maruosa, Donna Summer, V/VM, Maladroit, Passenger Of Shit, Infekta, Xian and whole lot more have joined in to sing praise to the snaggletooth beauties of rockpigdom DRILLBIT is featured in this rag tag bunch doing a fucked up cover of the blondie classic, Heart Of Glass ______________________________________________________ GOD103 : Drillbit - The Cheap Arse Shitcore EP or The Shit Arse Cheapcore EP by Drillbit 2000 - 2006 "Brudal kicks and hardcoreniss. someone call the police ! fuckin wild' - as only the man from PAINt can deliver. DIG IT ! and so handsome ! fucking shithead is the shit !!!!!!!! He maybe a drillbit but he certainly doesn't bore !!!!" ______________________________________________________ GOD71 Kohmeini - The Base 2004 /2006 A super hardcore full on hip hop flex starring the number one dictator Kohmeini and his entourage of crazy menfolk Free-B, Cassius Money, Optimus Prime (aka: supreme) with DRILLBIT making the beats. ______________________________________________________ Chase 025 : DRILLBIT - Pain In The Arse "8 crazy tracks by this australian artist who already made Chase Mix 004. Noisy Breakbeat and Breakcore tracks at the beginning, then crazy Hard'n'Speed-core. Enjoy" DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!                                                                                                                                                 diving into the past....                           why????                                       ______________________________________________       ANDOR catalouge ( misc. releases, pre 2003 recordings, pre noise machine backcatalogue and archive material) ______________________________________________     . Andor : 001 GRANNYFIST The first grannyfist mess, never to be made again, find some tracks on mp3.com.au to find out why   ______________________________________________ Andor : 002 :"This time it is all your own fault" by SHITHEAD N/A   _______________________________________________ Andor : 003 The least worst of Rubbush Rat 1996-97 the original electronic junk rock band from our jaded teenage years, this is where it all started...features classic keyboard rock and total junk, all carefully digitally remastered so they sound totally fab 2x audio cdrs with DVD (no longer available)     ________________ _______________________________________________ Andor : 004 GRANNYFIST - FISTING GRANNY bigger, louder, nastier, sexier and grannyer than ever...this is the filthiest slab of shitcore in the history of shit.... BUY and DIE? ( cdr $100000 - definately not available!! )       _______________________________________________ Andor : 005 PAINT X From the middle of 1999, This album is as if a director was able to write the script and compose the music for his own film, and then commisions two computer nerds to make it all go pear shaped. also features some Paint mash up stuff Funnily enough, this 1999 recording isACTUALLY (SORT OF) WORTH LISTENING TO!!!!!!!!!! Recommended just for a bit of a listenable look into our idiotic past!!! _______________________________________________ Andor : 006 PAINt:SYNTAX ERROR V.2a The brilliant album of messed up machines and stunning electronic symphonies a _______________________________________________ Andor : 007 PAINT 9 From early 1999, This is The Ninth PAINT album to be made, this was when we had samples and were not afraid to use them, 134948904 times.... One of the many unchronological PAINT reissues to be released 8 tracks of mindnumbingly boring electronic trickery. Perfect for insomniacs. _______________________________________________     ______________________________________________________ Back to top of the page NOISE catalouge NICE catalouge ANDOR catalouge ______________________________________________________         purchase or enquiries: Vomit at Noisemachine.info